Tencent's QQ, connecting hundreds of millions of Chinese all day, every day

The following is a sample conversation one may have with a restaurant boss while the sounds of QQ blast out from giant speakers.


(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"Hello?"

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"Hi.  Can I help you?"

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"I want-"

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"What do you want?"

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"I want egg fried rice."

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"Egg fried rice, right?"

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"Yeah.  One order."

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


"Okay. Have a seat."

(Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep)


This post today was brought to you by the letter Q, as in QQ (popular Chinese messaging client).